Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord...
Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord...:
- "My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones that can hide the enemy.
- My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
- My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
- Shooting is not too good for my enemies and should be done ASAP.
- The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. "
