The least weird thing that's happened to me today (it helps if you know I'm wearing a T-shirt with this design):

(heavy E.Euro accent) Excuse me young man, may I ask you about your T-Shirt? (/heavy E.Euro accent)

"Sure.......but let me start off by saying it's satire."(I've had this conversation before)

"It's what?"

"Satire. It's...you know...a joke."

"Ah, so you don't believe in communism? I was once President of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia so I know.....Communism is no good. Well,....goodbye young man."

And now I'm trying to figure out which of these men I was talking to.